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So - here I am watching Wife Swap USA and wishing there was such a thing as 'Child Swap'. Not that i don't love my darling, over-excited half-daughter (DOEHD)- but I do wish occasionally I could swap her for Hayley Joel Osmond in A.I. - so that she would be quiet and shut up occasionally. How many times does she have to watch a movie anyway? and why doesn't she get that 'The Simpsons' ain't real? (No honey - no ones gonna steal your soul, I know Bart sold his to Milhouse, but you can't really sell a soul so stop offering it to the highest bidder - No DAMMIT!! I won't auction it on Ebay!)
Tomorrow is the big school and drama extravanza - and are we going? Nope! Why - because DOEHD is as scatty as her father and didn't tell us about until tuesday - and now there are no tickets left! We can't get mad though - 'cos she's 10 - who expects a 10 year old to remember stuff! Her mother is going though (from here on in to be known as Mad Psycho Bitch or MPB) but she didn't tell us either - NICE!!
Juicy gossip though - we think MPB is having an affair with one of her closest friends husbands! Have no proof of course - but they seem glued to the hips at the moment - she was 'at an interview' tonight so she dropped DOEHD off for a couple of hours and then turns up to pick her up with this guy in tow! watch this space!
That's it for now folks - his honour is out of the bath - so signing off and going for some loving!!
HM x
